forms
Money transfer related Forms
WU ANTI-TERRORIST FORM
Best way to be sure that your lad is not in fact a dangerous terrorist, is to have him fill out an anti-terrorist form, scan it, and send it back to you.
WU ANTI-FRAUD FORM 419
Western Union doesn’t like scammers, either, so to be sure your scammer is not a scammer, have him fill out this form.
WU ANTI-MONEY LAUNDRY FORM
Western Union does a lot to protect their brand. Their services are used for mischief of all kinds, so just to be sure your lad isn’t involved in money laundry, have him fill out this small form.
WESTERN UNION SECURITY STATEMENT FLYER
This neat little flyer will help convince the lad that the filling of forms is really neccessary.
WU TRANSFERE SECURITY FORM
Western Union wouldn’t be anything without their costumers, and take their security bery seriously. The lad must fill this form to complete the transfer.
WU SECURE VALIDATION FORM
The lad must fill this validation form before receiving the MTCN.
WESTERN UNION BANK ACCOUNT FORM
For your Nigerian lad to provide his bank account when transferring money due to WU rules.
WESTERN UNION SECRET PHRASE FORM
Western Union security is tight. Your lad can’t get the secret phrase without filling this form first.
WESTERN UNION SECURITY DECLARATION
Security form for Western Union UK. All Uk based baiters must have their lad fill this when sending money.
MG SECURITY FORM
Your lad wants you to use MoneyGram instead? No problem. MoneyGram has security forms, too, they are every bit as professional as Western Union.
MONEYGRAM GLOBAL SECURITY COMPLIANCE
And yet another little MoneyGram form. Nope, it never ends. Make sure your lad feels it
MONEYGRAM FORM 49
We ain’t kiddin’ It never ends. Here’s another anti-fraud from your lad must fill before the transaction can be made.
MONEYGRAM NO ID
Your lad must have an idea to receive money. If your lad doesn’t have one, he must fill this.
MONEYGRAM SECURITY VALIDATION
Another little MoneyGram form, because you just cant get too much security in international business.
MONEYGRAM KING SIZE FORM — ARABIC
For maximum lad frustration, this wonder of a form is ensured to bring the lad a headache when he have to print it. The Arabic version is a must when dealing with the many members of the Ghadaffi family trying to get help to access their trunkboxes.
MONEYGRAM KING SIZE FORM — PERSIAN
As above, but allthough this version looks Arabic, it’s not. It’s Farsi — Persian. Ensured to confuse and frustrate a lad that speaks Arabic or claims to be Arabic.
MONEYGRAM KING SIZE FORM — RUSSIAN
As above, but this version is specially made i Russian for the convenience of your Vlad. All romance baiters should make this form a permanent part of their inventory.
INTERNATIONAL MONEY TRANSFER FORM
So your lad wants you to use a different money transfer modality, or a bank? Still no problem. Make him fill the International Money Transfer form.
US INTERNATIONAL MONEY TRANSFER SECURE TRANSACTION FORM
You can never be too sure. If your character is an American, then the rest of the world hates him or her and wants his or her money. So this security form is a must for any American character doing business with lads.
EU INTERNATIONAL MONEY TRANSFER SECURE TRANSACTION FORM
You can never be too sure. If your character is an American, then the rest of the world hates him or her and wants his or her money. So this security form is a must for any American character doing business with lads.
HOMELAND SECURITY ELECTRONIC TRANSFER
In any event of an electronic money transfer out of the US, Homeland Securtity demands that this form is filled properly.
WESTERN UNION NON-RECEIPT
For when your money transfer fails. And it will. Oh, it will.
Security and other Forms
P.R.A.T. ANTI-TERRORIST FORM
Best way to be sure that your lad is not in fact a dangerous terrorist, is to have him fill out an anti-terrorist form, scan it, and send it back to you.
US GOLD IMPORT FORM
Does your lad want you to buy his gold? Or does he or she have a trunkbox full of gold he wants tos end into your country? Well, US Customs demands that he fills out this official form first, so you better make sure he does, if you are to do any business together. After all, rules ARE rules.
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
An absolute classic that no romance baiter, who plays a female character, can live without. Have your lad or vlad fill it, so you’ll know he behaves when he’s left without supervision.
ID-10T
In case you need your lad to send you a security photo to prove he’s real, here’s a formdable, professional looking security code sign. The ID-10T modality never fails to prove that your lad is not a ghost.
FORMAL APOLOGY FORM
Lads always screws up. And when they do, they need to apologize. This little form is very convenient when your lad needs to make a formal apology to you.
OFFICIAL APOLOGY FORM
For major screwups. And when they do, they need to apologize. This little form is very convenient when your lad needs to make a formal apology to you.
UNIVERSAL STANDARDIZED TEST OF MORAL WORTH
Modern day business is tough, and the moral of people making international business is constantly challenged. You have to make sure that your lad is a morally This form is excellent to test the moral of the businessman you are dealing with.
CERTIFICATE OF HEALTH
No matter if your lad is an orphan you’re going to adopt, or a Romance Vladette you’re going to marry, you will need to know that he or she is healthy. Or maybe you are a businessman obsessed with hygiene. No matter what, it can never hurt to have your lad fill this neat little declaration.
US PASSPORT APPLICATION
Your lad wants yout do adopt him. How can you resist? Only problem is, that you are an American citizen, so he will have to fill these 50 legendary pages of hillarity. Waste hours and hours of your lads time with this piece of genius.
ROYAL DUTCH BUREAU OF EXPORT AND AUTHENCITY
Form from fictional Dutch official office. If your bait involves the Netherlands in any way, this is a must have.
US GOLD ASSIGNATION SERVICE
If your character is American, and your lad is selling you gold, then it is mandantory for him to fill out this little wonder of a form.
ROYAL DANISH COUNTER-TERRORISM AUTHORITY
For Danish characters — an anti-terror form from a fictional Danish authority, the Royal Danish Counter-Terrorism Authority.
FORMULARIO 28176-B
Spanish-English Anti-Terrorist form. If you’re playing a Spanish talking character, or your lad is, it’s a must have.
HOMELAND SECURITY FORM
Any other security issue you may have with your lad can be resolved by having him fill the Homeland Security form.
BRISTOL IQ TEST
42 zany questions to test your lad’s lack of intelligence.
INTERNATIONAL ANTI-FRAUD COALITION
Because the internet is full of hoodlums and fraud stars, you can never be too careful. Another anti-fraud form for your lad.
INTERNATIONAL ANTI-FRAUD COALITION II
A variety of the previous form.
PURITY TEST
Romance baiters needs to be sure that their beloved have saved themselves for him or her, and there is no better way to find out, than to make the lad or vlad take the 500 question, 33 pages Purity Test. Lad torture at it’s best.
PR/CK
UK based baiters can make good use of this from from the little know customs dept. PR/CK
FEDEX FORM
A small, NZ import form.
ANTI SCAM & TERRORIST TRANSFER MONEY FORM
Any US citizen making non-domestic transactions must fill this form.
UK GOVERNMENT VETTING
A small, NZ import form.