Best way to be sure that your lad is not in fact a dangerous terrorist, is to have him fill out an anti-terrorist form, scan it, and send it back to you.

Classtools is a free tool for creating custom news headlines and tickers that mimic breaking news broadcasts. Users can input their text, customize backgrounds, and generate professional-looking news graphics through a simple interface

Unleash Your Inner Journalist! This free online tool lets you craft hilarious spoof news stories. Simply add a photo and your own witty text

Make your own cover of your own magazine. Lets you use a picture of your own choice — maybe your lad is hungry for fame?

Simple Ticket Generator. 

Creates a list of purely nonsensical words.

If you’re uninspired, lazy or just can’t be bothered, use this generator to create a fake identity for your baiting persona.

Create a signature for documents you are sending to your lad.

Planning to off your character? Use this generator to create your very own tombstone to send to your lad as proof.

Allthough not perfect, this google service will give you a rough idea of what a text in a given language says. Used abundantly by lads.

A classic online translator. Doesn’t work as good as Google, which makes it perfect for confusing lads. Run your text through 3-4 different languages, then translate it back to English and send the nonsense to your lad.

Transforms any text to hieroglyphs.

Here’s a tool I installed on scambaitingtools.com for creating road signage.

Credits go to Brendon Strowe and Kurumi’s Sign Maker.